cookingwithroxy

edenoi

xeansicemane

Thank you sir, this is one of the most frightening statements I have ever read.

superbeans89

beardedmrbean

cookingwithroxy

autismbarbie

cannot stop thinking about this skit from the new i think you should leave season

hawkeyedflame

egalitarian-nature-blog

Hate when the subway leaves right in front of you 😠

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

THE WORST

the-timelord-professor

for a sec I just imagined a whole sandwich restaurant sprouting legs and leaving before I realized you meant the train

gregguru453

i had to draw this… subway

theriu

Thank you for your efforts everyone this is a fabulous post

mrdistracted

Wh… Why did you use Weiss in this?

hawkeyedflame

more important question, who the fuck brought this post back i am going to attack

trader-j0e

Me: *approaches a Subway restaurant"

The Subway Restaurant, every fucking time:

hawkeyedflame

you have to approach slowly and low to the ground, as if it were a prey animal (because it is). it helps to hold out a treat in your hand. i’ve had the most success with cheese rolled up in deli turkey

werewolf-cuddles

thebibliosphere

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

thebibliosphere

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

thebibliosphere

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

thebibliosphere

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

thebibliosphere

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

thebibliosphere